BEER RUN

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philharris
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BEER RUN

Post by philharris » Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:56 pm

BEER RUN

bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer run…
bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer ruuun…
all’s you need is a ten ‘n’ a fiver…car ‘n’ a key ‘n’ a sober driver…
bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer run…

at the k pig swine ‘n’ sworay dance…they needed some cigarettes…
sooo…to save some money…they bought some smokes from this hippy
that smelt kinda’ funny…purdy soon they were kinda’ hungry…
‘n’ purdy thirsty too…

bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer run…
bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer ruuun…
all’s you need is a ten ‘n’ a fiver…car ‘n’ a key ‘n’ a sober driver…
bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer run…

they met this other hippy named sleepy john…so they gave him
all their money…he bought’um some brew…
it was a beautiful day in santa cruzzz…they were feelin’ sooo good
it shoulda’ been a crime…the fans were cool ‘n’ the band was primed…
they made it back to their seats just in time…so’z they could sing with all
their friends…singin’ “the road goes on fer ever ‘n’ the party never endsss”…

bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer run…
bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer ruuun…
all’s you need is a ten ‘n’ a fiver…car ‘n’ a key ‘n’ a sober driver…
bee double ee double rr-u-n…beer run…

can’t member where I hear this tune…but me ‘n’ the idiot crew members
in my head…always seem to be singin’ it while I’m drinkin’…auh…I mean fishin’…
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it was a cool beautiful day…packed some extra nectar of the gods (that’s metric fer beer)…
purely for survival purposes you understand…’n’ proceeded to paddle on my merry way…
once reaching the giggle weeds…I couldn’t decide??? should I look fer butts…er… basstards???

idiot crew members in my head chimed in…”why don’t we look fer both?”…wot the??? holy crap!!!
uze guys er right!!! so…I pop’d the top off a cold one…’n’ proceeded to drink…I mean…fish…

after three goblets of “nectar of the gods”… i got a hair of the dog up my ass ‘n’ busted a move…
with my heavy iron in tow…300 yrds later i came to a halt…the iron slowly started its descent
into the abyss …wot the??? bendo!!! the iron musta’ been deeper than i thought…cause the
basstards stomach was ballooned out of his mouth…that’s the deepest one i’ve ever caught…

i switched up to live bait…’n’ kicked back with some nectar of the gods…auh…rest ‘n’ relaxation…
bing-bang-boom!!! holy mother of god!!! breaks over!!! man…she hit that jack mackerel like a missile!!!
wow…listening to the idiot crew members in my head…turned out to be a good call…

cheers !!!

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Bellcon
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Re: BEER RUN

Post by Bellcon » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:30 pm

well I don't know about the rest of these guys but I loved it :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks Phil 8-)
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